Why chocolate is better than sex (idea)

Why chocolate is better than sex:

• Chocolate doesn't leave a wet spot.
• Chocolate doesn't want to discuss where the relationship is going at three in the morning.
• Chocolate doesn't smoke cigarettes.
• Chocolate doesn't smoke cigars.
• You can offer chocolate to others in mixed company.
• You can accept chocolate from other in mixed company.
• It is acceptable to eat and share even the lowest form of chocolate (cooking chocolate) in mixed company.
• If you have a preference between light chocolate or dark chocolate nobody is going to call you racist.
• If other's notice you consuming much chocolate, the worst reputation you can get is that of Willy Wonka.
• Grannies don't blush when they notice you enjoying really good chocolate on the subway.
• Chocolate can be enjoyed outdoors in all weathers.
• Chocolate doesn't require protection.
• Chocolate can't go to court for alimony.
• Chocolate won't gossip your intimate secrets to ten thousand ``best friends.''
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