A particularly cheap brand of [cologne], with a [scent] that can be described as Eau de [Hobo].

Imagine; sometime during high school, 5 [teenage boys] having a sleepover in a windowless basement. It's summer, it's [Summer in the City|hot], and there are fans blowing everywhere. [I swear this is not pornographic].

Someone is lying on the top bunk, reaches into the [ceiling] -- apparently, a tile was missing -- and pulls out a [clock]. [Hilarity ensues]. He continues to pull stuff out of the ceiling, including a bottle of [Brut] aftershave, and, finally, a rather well-aged bottle of some cologne called Dagger.

Upon opening the Dagger, we realize that it [reek|reeks]. Horribly. The stench is some awful combination of [cheap alcohol], [cigarettes], and [B.O.] [uncleozzy|Someone] gets the bright idea to assault others with it. Somehow, splashes get thrown into the fans and blown all around the room.

By this time, the [host] is locked safely in his room, as he has to wake up early for work.

Morning comes -- or, at least, the time of morning when responsible people go to work -- and those of us responsible for the [hobo] stench are awakened by a shriek.

"[Jesus freaking shit], what the fuck is that smell?"

That's Dagger.

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