If the guy you're trying to
manipulate is a
geek you should be getting a quite different reaction.
A
geek should start off with the "refuse to accept the possibility that the person wearing it is anything more than a stupid girl" attitude. This is because girls wearing
short skirts tend to provide a lot of evidence in this direction. Also due to
geek ego, which states that 99% of the population is inferior. Couple that with with the other geek problems that keep most girls far away, and you have
geeks who think all
girls, especially the
hot ones, are stupid.
But once you start tossing
jargon around like
The New Hacker's Dictionary sprung a leak, you'll have a geek who is very happy, and probably quite suddenly shy instead of obnoxious.
(Short skirt == good)
(Big Brain === good)
if( (short skirt)&&(big brain) ) hormones*=hormones;