My friend Chuck was a great guy. But then he got dropped down into the LD classes because of bad grades.
So I ate him.
He wasn't all that smart, so it's ok. He didn't quite understand what I was doing when I started chomping on his leg, so he pretty much deserved to be eaten.

The same goes for the baby I found in the supermarket. I took it home for dinner, and all it did was cry as I roasted it alive. It never once said "excuse me sir, I would rather you didn't eat me". So no problem here--it's ok to eat stupid things! I mean, that baby wouldn't have been made of meat if God didn't intend it to be eaten! - and it certainly wouldn't have tasted so darn good!