In case you forgot your art lessons:
Cut off your ear
and give it to your love as a gift.
A quick story. A friend of mine had been planning to get drunk and crash a punk show
, until he saw the cute girl
from his english class
putting up fliers
for the show. He presented this problem to us very seriously: whether to go to the show sober to prevent ruining his chances with cute girl
. After some discussion, he decided what he was going to do. Get drunk, go to the show, walk up to her, and punch her in the face
Whether this was meant to be an analogy to show his frustration at her causing such a dilemna, or whether he was serious, I could not tell and have yet to find out.