One of my favorite noises is the “beep beep” at the grocery store
. The one that happens while they are looking at me funny because I have not bagged my vegetables
, and have therefore violated the universal law
of vegetable hygiene
So I went in there for a while today, just to listen,
cause I was a bit sad.
Must have been a good half hour before anyone noticed.
“CAN I HELP YOU?”
no I am alright.
“MISS ARE YOU BUYING ANYTHING?”
“MISS I AM GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU TO MOVE ON.”
“MISS THIS IS NOT A JOKE.”
SIR IN ALL SERIOUSNESS I AM JUST ENJOYING THE SOUNDS AND I WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU AND YOUR ESTABLISHMENT FOR PROVIDING ME WITH A PLACE TO DO SO REALLY MY DAY HAS GOTTEN MUCH BETTER SINCE I WALKED IN AND REALLY YOU SHOULD GIVE IT A TRY IT’S LIKE ----
I guess they get sad at the grocery store too.