I dreamed that I woke up.
I rose from my bed and looked around. Everything was just as it had been. It was a beautiful morning. I started doing what I usually do in the mornings.
Then I suddenly realized that I was still asleep. I think I went over to lucid dreaming at this point.
That was slightly disturbing. Since I had things to do in the real world, I knew I needed to wake up, but I didn't know how to do that. I needed a red pill but I didn't have one.
I thought about it a bit and came to the conclusion that if I concentrated really hard, I would probably wake up. So I concentrated really hard and suddenly I was in a formless void, with a great force pulling me backwards. I accelerated fast, fast like falling from a cliff, and was going at a great speed when I suddenly slammed back into my physical body. BLAM! The bed shook as I jerked from the massive impact.
Now I was awake. Or was I? Am I? Do I care? What's the difference anyway?