Govern yourself accordingly (idea)
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|An [intimidating] yet [somehow] [surprisingly] [amicable]
closing for a [threatening] [letter] sent to you by an
[organization] [represent]ing [someone else]'s [legal]
[and/or] [fiscal] [interest]s, such as a [collection
The [insinuation] is that by [virtue] of their [prowess] in [litigating], and by the [wealth] of their [experience] in [dealing] with [other such matters], and [possibly] because they know [tougher] people than you know, your [position] is so [utterly] [untenable] that you might as well not even [imagine] that you can [defend] yourself, and you should [submit] to their [demands] [immediately].
Here's a little [example] of how it might be used:
[Re]: Impractical Payment Options [Co.]* [Inc.]
* Not the real [name]s of the [companies].