I am an art terrorist.
too_fast_to_live
- user since
- Thu Feb 24 2005 at 04:44:20 (19.5 years ago )
- last seen
- Mon May 3 2010 at 19:48:31 (14.4 years ago )
- number of write-ups
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- level / experience
- 3 (Scribe) / 796
- mission drive within everything
- to change someones life
- specialties
- shutting my mouth
- school/company
- e2
- most recent writeup
- When the Monkey Stood Still
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User Bookmarks:
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
- 1.) Everything is beautiful; 2.) Except me
- 202-244-3121
- A journey ended begins again
- A Message To The People Of Earth
- Ack! You lost experience!
- Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
- AOL is broken
- Aspects of American society that may be new to you
- Bathing cats in the toilet
- Being pulled over by the cops for speeding (idea)
- Biggest Internet scam of all time
- Body glitter is the curse of the cheating man
- Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
- cigarette burns
- Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
- Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Every artist is a cannibal, every poet is a thief
- Existentialism
- Fan death
- Fight Club
- French truckstop cafes (place)
- Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
- Her presumptive green lipstick shown across the room
- honey bear
- how i learned to love my peanut allergy and an elephant named bessy
- How to begin poetry (idea)
- How to destroy the Earth (essay)
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- How to teach art to a four-year-old
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
- I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by bad poetry
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- I wish I was carrying cigarettes
- I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary (place)
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I'm on drugs
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
- If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
- IN THE GRIM FUTURE OF HELLO KITTY, THERE IS ONLY WAR.
- It's not a great feat for a smart person to get into a good school
- It's the End of the World as We Know It
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- Masturbation horror stories
- My love will never die
- My soul is so viscous, I fear it may never pour out
- My understanding of Americans is based on the Jerry Springer Show
- Not normal, geek or otherwise
- On the Nature of the Internet and Online Relationships
- Philip K. Dick
- Playing in the shower with a balloon (idea)
- Pretend you're not dying inside (idea)
- Psychedelic Guide: Introduction
- Rambling incoherently while standing in a crowded mall
- Sad little spiral-bound notebook diaries
- Sensei, we've got another lesbian stuck in the goddamn shredder
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent (idea)
- she gave herself that holocaust haircut. cinnamon colored clippings cover the motel bedspread like sprinkles.
- She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
- Sidemen (idea)
- Smoke rings
- Suicide is a legitimate option in a case like this
- That's it. I quit team sanity.
- The cat is a liberal! (idea)
- The Chicago Prostitute War of 1857
- The cocaine trade
- The Deswearification of Fuck
- The Great Molasses Flood of 1919
- The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
- The London Beer Flood of 1814 (thing)
- The problem with nodes condoning drugs
- The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
- TheBooBooKitty confesses: my life as a teenage whore named Susan
- there's a noticer in the crowd! (person)
- These pictures are her past. These pictures are my future.
- They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
- too_fast_to_live
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- Using your real name on the internet
- Vanishing Act
- WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- Weekend Debris Hotline
- What I learned from the skateboarders outside my window
- When the roof is caving in and the walls are crumbling and you sit back and realize it's beautiful
- When you ride alone you ride with Hitler!
- Where are those polar bears getting all that Coca-Cola?
- Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?
- why don't poets kill each other anymore?
- Why it's rude to open a door for a woman (idea)
- you were angels, so much more than everything.
- zombie