textured vegatable protein, plus synthetic meat flavoring. Always the best cuts. Flavor is spot-on, but the texture tends to be slightly off. Must be the lack of fat.

Many flavors are available. Chicken, Pork, Ham, Beef, Bacon, hot dog/tofu dog (smart dog, tofu pup , oh my dog), sausage.

A gardenburger doesn't count, since it's not trying to simulate meat.