Real-life Mad Scientist.

Burning Man, 1999: was hanging in the comfort of my pad at 3:00 and Pluto, when I heard the familiar sound of a tesla coil of absurd scale. Being way out from center camp, I figured I must be imagining it.

Then we heard. Foolish mortals! Bow before the might of Dr. Megavolt.

So we went to look. There was a huge tesla coil
on top of a box-van,
driving around,
with a man standing
next to the tesla coil.
with a big fat hideous arc
jumping to his head.


He had an articulated faraday suit. I know the physics, and we did experiments in 8.02X, but, god damn man, that's faith.