Ejaculate's old meaning
("to make short and hasty exclamations"
) has fallen out of use. I suggest that we revive it!
Use it especially when relating anecdote
s about your partner
: "So, there we were, and then, in front of everyone
, Tom ejaculated his love
seems to be a rarer creature
…Possibly of more use in derision
Eve: I was the prettiest girl at my school
Tom: (The only girl at her school!)