(idea) by theonomist Thu Apr 13 2000 at 22:24:51
If I started a country, our national drink would be the blood of our enemies! Grr! My nation would be called the Republic of Frühstück, in honor of tomatoes and onions.

This is why nobody will let me start a country.
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