A book by Penny Powers and Chuck Hays (illustrated by Anne Mitchell). Subtitled "A Biker's Guide to Life".

This is a very funny little book that I found at one of the semi-local bike shops. Full of funny pictures, and "bikerisms".

Here are a few lines of note from the book:

Don't sleep where your foot can hit the kickstand
New leather don't smell right
Three things can't be trusted: a fart, a crook, and a rearveiw mirror.
If you don't ride in the rain -- you don't ride.