English
footballer who eminates from a annexe of Britain known as
Geordieland, where people talk funny, drink
Brown Ale and go out on the toon on a Freedeey neet in the middle of winter wearing only a T-shirt (and trousers, obviously).
During the height of his career was a formidable footballing talent, but like Vinnie Jones is better known for his off the pitch antics, such as donning "comedy" plastic boobs and getting lashed. Also famously cried at missing a penalty in the World Cup.
Has done more for England's reputation as a country full of backward yobs than almost anyone else - The Bernard Manning of Football.
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