I dreamed I had a boyfriend. This isn't unusual.
It was probably someone I know. This isn't unusual either.
I dreamed that my boyfriend
had a detachable penis
. I suppose this is where it gets strange. He just twisted it off and gave it to me, and I proceeded to carry around my boyfriend's penis all day, giving him handjob
s. My boyfriend, the lucky dog, got full benefit of this without my presence -- his penis
doubled as a remote control
. (Jealous yet?) All I had to do was provide stimuli to said detached penis, while in a two mile vicinity of the bloke, and all sensations reached him full-force.
I woke up laughing.