I dreamed I had a boyfriend. This isn't unusual.

It was probably someone I know. This isn't unusual either.

I dreamed that my boyfriend had a detachable penis. I suppose this is where it gets strange. He just twisted it off and gave it to me, and I proceeded to carry around my boyfriend's penis all day, giving him handjobs. My boyfriend, the lucky dog, got full benefit of this without my presence -- his penis doubled as a remote control. (Jealous yet?) All I had to do was provide stimuli to said detached penis, while in a two mile vicinity of the bloke, and all sensations reached him full-force.

I woke up laughing.