Exact transcript, for accuracy, from episode 2 of season 1, 'Of Mouse and Man':

Christopher Walken-esque Lawyer: So, you would have no problem with me saying that Albert Einstein was a champion surfer?

Brain: What?! I mean, no.

Lawyer: Or that the temperature of the sun is a comfy 70 degrees Fahrenheit?

Brain: I... wouldn't know.

Lawyer: Or that the Fermi-Dirac distribution function is a soup kitchen?

Brain: That's preposterous! Your Honour, the Fermi-Dirac function is, for any system of identical fermions in equilibrium, the probability that a quantum state of energy E is occupied! My word, man, don't you know your quantum statistics?!