Ahh the funniest thing happen to me tonight. I entered the computer room at home and apparently I moved into the room really quietly .. and scared Flat mate No. 2. She exclaimed "You ninja'd and scared me!" clutching her hand to her bosom.

To whit I responded (best manly voice possible, "I always move like a ninja!.. I pad around the house" (My other 2 flatemates are like stampy the elephant)

She replied, "You sure don't fart like a ninja!"

I exclaimed, "I move like a ninja, but I fart like a samurai!"

HAHAHHA it just got funnier.. I guess you just had to be there