My Daily Life as a Superhero
You all think it's so great. So easy. WOE IS ME! let me
humdrum of my day today with you:
Woke up. Had shower. Had 15 minute debate with
myself as to what I should wear today. Put on Rocket Pants and
"Choose Life" t-shirt. Had
further 5 minute debate with self. Changed to "Shit Happens"
cat. Left for work. Arrived at work, read newspaper on
news article about local celebrity dog being stuck down drain for 48
Smelled good publicity opportunity. Fixed hair and used
Rocket Pants to
Waited 3 mins for crowd to gather. Flew down drain to
rescue dog. Got
bitten by dog. Cursed dog.
Put on heroic facial expression
back to surface.
Revelled in glory. Fixed hair for photo shoot.
by local press. Flew back to office.
Checked PM edition of newspaper.
of me with dog snarling in background. Hair looked great.
Watched Everybody Loves Raymond. Went to bed.