I usually only drink while
cleansing myself if I have a
tub. Showers get
water in the
beer. Although, the
other day, I was taking a
shower, and I gradually turned up the water temperature until I could barely stand it, and got so
relaxed that I could barely move, and the only thing I could think was: "If only I had an ice-cold
lager..." The thought still
haunts me, and I think I'm going to set aside a
super relaxation day, just to try
drinking a bunch of
liquor and
beer in the shower. I hope I don't
drown.
Update:
I have now ascertained that there is nothing in this world that is so relaxing as drinking in the shower. After careful examination, I think I have elevated it to an art... Here follows a list of the proper procedure.
- Get in the shower.
- As you shower, turn the heat of the water up.
- when the water temperature has reached its (or your) maximum, allow the water to stream down on your face, focused (especially good with a massaging shower head) just above your nose, between your eyes.
- This will relax you greatly. As you start entering this state of bliss, turn around, open your beer, and begin to drink, while occasionally turning around to keep your whole body warm. I reccommend a lager, but in a pinch malt liquor will do.
- Once done with the beer, turn off the water, towel off, and collapse into bed naked (music optional) and realize that to you, there exists no such thing as stress.
This
perfect world lasts for roughly 1/2 to 1 1/2 hours.
Treasure it.