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sterling
- user since
- Sun May 27 2001 at 21:22:07 (23.5 years ago )
- last seen
- Mon Mar 14 2011 at 23:09:50 (13.7 years ago )
- number of write-ups
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- level / experience
- 3 (Scribe) / 967
- C!s spent
- 14
- mission drive within everything
- deception
- specialties
- foolishness
- motto
- Work hard and be nice
- most recent writeup
- January 4, 2008
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- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- (prayer for the departed) (idea)
- 10 commandments for intellectual independence
- 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
- 3:24 AM and drinking alone (idea)
- A man has died (person)
- A mathematical anecdote from an alternative timeline
- A pig, in a cage, on antibiotics
- A pig, in a cage, on antibiotics (person)
- A problem ordering beer in San Diego
- A rum drinking demon at tea
- A rum drinking demon at tea (idea)
- A simple program for complicated people
- A Smoker's defense, and a request for some courtesy
- accidentally at the market
- American alcoholic writer stereotype
- amputee (idea)
- Ancient Scottish tradition of basing your food on a dare
- And Schrödinger Wept.
- And What Do You Think?
- Anna (idea)
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- Asking questions I already know the answers to (and the consequences of same)
- Aspects of American society that may be new to you
- Aubade
- bartender
- Beer snob
- bibliophile
- boo fuckity hoo
- Brian Eno (idea)
- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo (idea)
- Bugs go to JayBonci
- Bugs go to JayBonci (idea)
- Caesar non supra grammaticos
- Catullus 58
- Charismatic sociopath
- Check yourself before you wreck yourself (place)
- Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
- Copper Starlight
- Crosses scare Jesus
- Crunk
- Cultural discrimination in cookery
- customer : good dad
- Daily Evil - Monday, October 2nd, 2000 (idea)
- Decide to clean yourself up
- Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando
- Don't take sex too seriously
- Don't Vote!
- Down with this sort of thing!
- dream guy
- Einstein wasn't religious
- Emergency Ingredient Substitutions
- Emotional manipulation of the pet chicken
- Everything's Best Writeups
- exceedingly subtle sarcasm
- eyeball martini
- Fake Plastic Trees
- First Position
- For those who find themselves frequently in shadows
- Frank Zappa: Statement To Congress September 19, 1985
- Fred Rogers (person)
- Fuck you money
- fugu
- Garlic and Mozzarella Chicken
- Geniuses for manual labor
- Getting a tight ring off a swollen finger
- Glass biscuits (thing)
- God (idea)
- Goth Poetry
- Grief is the price we pay for love
- Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker
- Hermann Goering on unpopular wars
- Hey, faggot! (idea)
- Hollandaise (idea)
- Horrific blood-snot nasal explosion
- hot grits (thing)
- How 'bout them transparent dangling carrots?
- How mages discovered the scientific method
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet! (thing)
- How to bind your own book
- How to give a hug (idea)
- How to lie gracefully
- How to meet the most girls (idea)
- How to open a stuck jar
- I am not hitting on you
- I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can (idea)
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
- I like you too
- I love you. Now get your finger out of my nose.
- I played solitaire for a year for the chance to use one line
- I seem to be a verb
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- I'm a verb; I do things.
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- I've got a brand new anti-aircraft gun
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
- in case I have forgotten
- IN THE GRIM FUTURE OF HELLO KITTY, THERE IS ONLY WAR.
- Indian policies of famous Americans
- Jedi excuse
- jug scull
- Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
- Killing wasps
- Lateralus
- Leaving town forever
- Letter to Isaac Asimov
- Licking eyeballs (idea)
- Lies are fun
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin (idea)
- Love is a myth (idea)
- Love Poem to a Cockroach
- Malhavoc
- Man will even get used to the gallows
- March 19, 2007 (idea)
- metamood
- Modern, Minimalist Love Poem
- Mom... Dad... I'm MELODRAMATIC!
- My Conversation in the Grocery Store with a Woman with a Bleached Mullet
- My country is the world, and my religion is to do good (idea)
- My favourite E2 (essay)
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game (idea)
- Nag Champa
- Nathan, This Is Unacceptable
- New York subway (place)
- Nice to smell like the same good thing
- No one can be in two places at once (idea)
- Nobody writes poetry about financial security
- Not pulling a Graduate
- Nuclear war is not dangerous
- Obituary for Ronald Wilson Reagan
- Objectivist Marriage Vows
- Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
- One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer
- Picasso on Stalin's cock
- Pile driver
- pile of kittens (idea)
- pillow talk (thing)
- poetic
- Politeness is always in order
- Posture (idea)
- Pre/Trans fallacy
- Pretend you're not dying inside
- Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur
- Quitting smoking (idea)
- Ransom note love letter
- Reaching a point where you wonder if it's time to put down the bottle
- reality-based community (thing)
- Realizations about reality found after sufficient higher education
- Requiem for a Dream (thing)
- Riverworld
- Rogue scholar
- Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
- San Francisco Temporal Singularity Hypothesis
- Sane, responsible and productive drug-user
- Seasoning a cast iron pan
- Senior Ditch Day
- Sexy motherfucker
- Shall I Compare Thee to a Dead Portuguese Man-of-War Lying Bloated on a Polluted Beach?
- Shall I Compare Thee to a Dead Portuguese Man-of-War Lying Bloated on a Polluted Beach? (idea)
- She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
- shower partners
- Sitting thirteen at a table
- Slippage (thing)
- So this one-legged man walks into a bar
- soup
- Soup first, or noodles first?
- spider camp
- Squid ink pasta with seafood
- stand/alone/bitch
- Strung Out on OK Computer
- Stupid Wars (dream)
- Subversive Thought for the Day
- Suicide is a permanent solution to a permanent problem
- SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!
- Thank you for not sharing
- That guy (person)
- That's it. I quit team sanity.
- The aunt who lets you cuss
- The entire point of being an adult
- The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
- The future like a corpse in snow
- The George W. Bush "Wassup" ad parody
- The girl you fell in love with
- The Grand Inquisitor
- The Harriet Tubman Offense (idea)
- The Henry Ford approach to friendship-maintenance
- The homosexual agenda (thing)
- The Leviathan Penile Counting Machine
- THE LOUD NODE
- The New York Deli Experience (idea)
- The Next Episode
- the omelette of insanity
- The philosophy of colored hair
- The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year (idea)
- The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
- The undoing of How to cook the perfect steak
- The world breaks everyone
- the world is gone, I must carry you
- There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
- Touch the Puppy (idea)
- tragically straight
- tree squid
- twinkled sympathetic
- Ugh, no lights. Make jerky!
- Undead (thing)
- velveting the chicken
- Wanna buy a duck? (thing)
- War Food: How to Make a "Killer" Pasta Gravy
- Warning to travellers from an Arab gentleman
- Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
- Wasp is an insect that has a insatiable desire for sugar.
- Watching the disk defrag
- We all start out innocent and race to lose it. (idea)
- We are all made of stars (idea)
- we are shining, broken light across the cold earth
- We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- Weak security in our daily lives
- Wear and abuse as signs of quality
- Welcome to 2002, the twenty-third year of the eighties
- What level do we learn fireball?
- What The Dukes of Hazzard and Mystikal have in common
- Where are those polar bears getting all that Coca-Cola?
- Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
- Whoremonger (definition)
- Why does Pierre-Joseph Proudhon drink only herbal tea?
- Why not go to sleep wherever you want?
- Why the world is more beautiful with a creator (person)
- Why you get ice cream headaches
- Work hard and be nice
- Work hard. Be strong. (personal)
- Working does not mean thinking
- Yesterday I kissed the girl I love
- You have exactly two minutes left of your life
- you lied to me
- You Must Learn
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
- Yous are all f***ing idiots
- Yurei
- Zen Story