Beatles Buffet

  • I'm hanging out with Paul McCartney and a few friends. We are all really high and I keep going off about the genius of The Beatles' music. Abbey Road is on the stereo and I just about have a musical orgasm from this combination of Beatles' music, a real live Beatle and extremely potent marijuana (it's from Paul's stash).

  • I'm at a buffet-style restaurant with my friend, Bill. For some reason, I've never been to a buffet before and need a lot of guidance in the task of piling the absolute maximum amount of food onto my plate in order to get the most out of our $12.99. It's not all-you-can-eat. I'm walking towards the cashier when Bill points out that I missed the marinated mushrooms. Thanks, Bill.