Keith Jarrett's Ganja

  • I get to go back stage after a Keith Jarrett concert. I'm hanging out with Keith and Jack DeJohnette and pull out my stash to smoke them out. I brag slightly about the exquisite quality of my bud as I pack a bowl. Then Keith pulls out a jar and says he has an indica strain given to the Mayans by extraterrestrials and grown in secret in the mountains of Mexico for five hundred years. There are so many white crystals, it looks like he has a jar of sugar. Talk about chronic. I smoke it and have the peculiar sensation of having two bodies at once. Dream ends.