This is the best place to hang out
when you share your living space.
A few reasons:
- Your stupid roommate hangs out
in the kitchen.
- You are not there alone. You have no clothes
on and it is happenin'.
- You are there alone.
You've got the newest book from
Harlequin Romance and you are reading it
faster 'n anything.
If this is you,
girl, i suggest you get a life.
- It is more comfy than sitting on the floor
- Your mother can't worry that you're out getting
and various other reasons.
of course I skipped the most obvious
but it is still my fave reason for being there.