We were sitting cozy on the couch watching TV
'What's that smell?'
'What smell?'
I sniff ostentatiously while trying to remember if I took my shower this morning or if it is last night I am remembering.
'It's kind of weird.'
'Weird how?'
(Did I remember to put on deodorant? I struggle to recall.)
'Weird how? Bad?'
Please, not bad.
'No, not bad. It's just different. Like, spicy.'
'Spicy? Like chili or something?'
'No, spicy like exotic, I meant'
'My perfume?'
I stick my wrist virtually up his nostrils.
'Yeah, that's it. Is it new?'
'No, I've only been wearing this one for about a year'
'Oh'
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