So I’m checking my e-mail, they redid their site and it’s all spiffy looking, neat, bright and new. Scanning the list of new messages, I suddenly notice a little voice (tiny little script hiding in middle of the pictures):

Nice dimples, Jane!

Now, this is a little shocking, I don’t even have dimples, and besides, what does this server think it is anyway? So I’m reading my mail and responding and typing away, click to send, and

Introducing your Royal Highness, Jane!

I suppose I could get all snippy about its using my first name, rifling through records to find the Real Nametm I signed up with. But it’s sorta sweet, and nice:

My head hurts from falling for you, Jane.

You got it going on, Jane.

Let me count the ways I love thee, Jane.
For a good time, call Jane.
Que Pasa, Jane?
Can I see some ID, Jane?

Every time I reload, a different line smirks at me from the top of the screen.

Hey, Jane! Wanna chat?

Like Jane. If I could only be like Jane.
I found your marbles, Jane.
Jane, phone home.
Beam me up, Jane.
Heads or tails, Jane?

And my personal favorite:
Pretty please? With some Jane on top?!