• Cold Prickly:
    I came into work and they'd reshuffled the desks, instead of just having my screen facing the doorway, now I was pressed up into 4 square feet. I could see Natalya's screen from there and horrors! she had an Everything2 account with a picture of Lauren Hutton on her homenode.
    My boss walked over and asked me for some stuff. Stuff I've been working on for the past three months, only I haven't been working and I have nothing to show for it except for Monkdom on E2. I mumble some shit and promptly throw up in the doorway.

  • Warm Fuzzy:
    Sitting on the couch and I am wiggling my toes.
    It's dark and cozy and you smell nice and you feel warm.