• My plan still isn't working so I post another ad in the personals. This time my name is Helen and a Joe calls in response to it. On the phone we are comparing the very basics and I know it is Matt. It takes him longer to figure it out but when he does, he stops and says Jane. What is this. and then we are laughing and laughing and laughing.

  • Finally someone took Girlfriend in a Coma and made it into a movie. Of course I got the role of the one with foresight who had to leave for years, slip into deeper sleep. Of course the soundtrack was Godspeed You Black Emperor!'s The Dead Flag Blues. Of course I couldn't finish my scenes from deep weeping. Dead flags are so dark blue and it was so dark cool I thought to stay comatose forever. Damnit for CUT and TAKE SIX and CUTCUTCUT.

  • They were all free, rows and rows of babies. The sign said Take Yr Baby Pick and I had a cart full of cute ones. No drippy noses. No dirty diapers. All solemn intent wondering where I was going to take them. It was awesome powerful.