Another update! Gary Coleman is now a writer on the Underground Online website, with a column called "Coleman Confidential". He's literate-ish, I guess, but I don't find his column to be funny or entertaining when I've read it...
Oh and according to an interview in some men's magazine (like Maxim or something), he's still a virgin.
E2 editor's note: And a final update... as of May 28, 2010, he's dead.