<Roninspoon> Purple is not a naturally occurring color in vegataion. Every time you see purple it's really an optical illusion. All purple is really fucia.
<spare aardvark> Natural fuchsias are bright orange and full of vitamin A.
<mcai7et2> spare aardvark++
Thursday, May 23, 2002 at circa 16:50:
<a scar faery> spare aardvark++
Friday, June 7, 2002 at circa 16:40:
<Walter> Pedestrian: 50 pts. Bicycle: 100 pts. Ox: 10,000 pts.
<MacArthur Parker> Harvard grad: 15,000 pts
<spare aardvark> Chomsky: 20 000 pts
<buttress of windsor> spare aardvark++
Friday, September 27, 2002, at circa 12:30:
<Teiresias> perrierawardocracy - rule by the best alternative comedians around?
<spare aardvark> mockocracy
<StrawberryFrog> Cthulhu incognito beneath a dapper bowler hat
<spare aardvark> fivegocracy in Dorset
spare aardvark reports for voluntary termination.
<spiregrain>> sp_aard++
Things learnt on E2
- The IQ of broccoli is 20.
- It is possible to drink a jar of mayonnaise through a straw.
- An owl can remember the face of a person who torments it.
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