One of my favourite parts of this game was the insult feature. By pressing Alt-Fx, where x is a number below, duke would recite an appropriate insult in his deep, raspy voice. All players in a network game would hear it, and, used properly, it added a lot to the game.

  1. You're an inspiration for birth control.
  2. You're gonna die for that.
  3. It hurts to be you.
  4. Lucky son of a bitch!
  5. Hahaha, pay back time!
  6. What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum-sucking algae-eater?
  7. Damn, you're ugly!
  8. Haha, wasted!
  9. You suck!

It can be fun using these insults in day-to-day life as well, although my pre-pubescent attempts at doing so were unsuccessful when the game was popular. But, now that my voice has broken, and I'm old enough to be over this game, it's still fun to say "It hurts to be you" in my deepest yank voice.