Have you ever stood in your shower (naked, of course, and probably soaking wet) and thought to yourself, "Gee, I wish I had some really good poetry to read while I lathered up"?

Well Now You Can!

PoeticsPlus, makers of such fine household products as the Dickenson Duster® and Keats Kleaner®, are proud to annouce our newest tool for the literate in your family, Pope on a Rope!

Each Pope on a Rope is a hand carved block of soap with a stanza of lyric essay from the master himself, Alexander Pope. Choose from one of three elegant designs!

Essay on Man- A lovely peach scented bar strung on a chestnut yarn

The Rape of The Lock- A delicate fragrance of rose matched with a leather thong

Windsor Forest- The crisp scents of pine and juniper strung on highest grade twine.

Act now, and receive our famous PlathWare® kitchen utensil set FREE with your order!