Today, my girlfriend bought my a big crate of Jolt Cola. Oh GLORIOUS DAY. Being trapped here in Britain, getting the stuff can be tricky. I mention it once to my girl, within three days she has located and ordered a 24 pack of the wonderful fluid. Five cans later and I am realising why it is so highly thought of. I am spouting phrases at random

Give me back my haddock wench, I am not your personal money-lender!!!

And so forth.

Life Is Good.