Return to fresh loin air (idea)

The [fix] is easy. Wear a [kilt]. [Kilts] are one of the best ways to ensure your loin air is [fresh], and now you can find out [how to wear a great kilt] (or go and get a [utilikilt] from http://www.utilikilts.com/. Naturally, this means that [Pants are Optional]. Alternatively, you could wear a [sarong].

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