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Secrets to Living in "The Big Room" (idea)
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by
slappyjack
Sat Apr 29 2000 at 7:16:50
Just a few things I was thinking about today for existing in The
Big Room
and to
keep in mind
when attempting to
get along
The first
assumption
you must make is that
everyone
(
including you
) is
essentially
stupid
Trying to
debunk
the first assumption will result in extreme frustration
Though difficult, remember this when you consider getting back
online
:
reconnection
involves
deleting
the 47 pornographic
spam
email
s that have come in in the 17.2
minutes
yo'uve been
away
All other beings will
behave irrationally
at one point or another
The main
reason
for this
behavior
: "
I dunno
."
Members of
the opposite sex
will, from your
point of view
, behave 72% more irrationally that those members of your sex.
The reason they behave that way?
Your fault
. This is non-
debatable
For practical purposes, you can simply assume the creation of your world consisted of:
Take one large ball of dirt.
Add Water
add roughly 1,000,000 living things
Shake vigorously
Simmer, agitating ingredients roughly every 240 Million Years
Don't hit
people and chances are they wont hit you
People that live an insanely
healthy lifestyle
are the ones that get hit by busses and struck dead by forces of nature
People that live
unhealthy
lifestyles
fare no better
, but they tend to
die
a lot
slower
When you think about it, thats the rough sketch right there.
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