Been working in an
internet startup long? How's it going? Good? Any
layoffs lately?
How about an
acquisition?
Hmm. Guess it's just me.
There are many
mottos floating around the office, some of which are not doing a very good job of
inspiring, such as:
The beatings will continue until
morale improves.
or
Hang in there,
retirement is only thirty years away!
I've found one that really makes sense:
Succeed in spite of management.
They will hate this. And you will look great.
Okay, time to go drink away my
bitterness at Jake's down the road.
We're all going. It's
team building, you might say.