Today I got
spectacles.
It has been a very strange day, wearing these spectacles. I have had dual contention of those around me pointing out to me that I had spectacles, combined with this weird very weird undwerwater druggy thing that they're doing to my eyes. I keep picturing myself as Cartman in his new spectacles. Typically, I've comported myself through this Sydney working day behaving eerily like Cartman in spectacles.