This is actually quite good.
Take some Black Russian bread or a dark pumpernickel. Spread butter on two slices. Edge to edge. Now some peanut butter on one side. Top this with some chopped garlic, preferably roasted. Add a few slices of a sharp extra old cheddar. Mound some sprouts, preferably onion or radish on top and then put the other piece of bread down on the stuff and slice in half.
Eat with a kosher dill and some vegetable juice.
Trust me.
The rest of the world eats peanut butter with chillies, garlic and so on. Americans treat it like a dessert topping, which is interesting and exotic. But please try this and you might find other ways of enjoying peanut butter.
Okay then. Humour me.