Miracle Whip, like margarine, is vegetable oil spun around at incredible rates of speed until the fats coagulate into molecular formations previously unknown on this planet. These plastics never leave the system after consumption. Since real mayonnaise takes a bowl, a whisk, some olive oil, one whole egg, one egg yolk, some lemon juice and whatever seasonings you care to add and about one and a half minutes out of your life, I fail to understand why anyone would buy bottled rotting "mayo". But using Miracle Whip is the mark of a braver person then I, willing to yield their bodies up for the sake of experiment. Like Spock in "The Wrath of Khan", they believe that "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few" to further human knowledge.