Editor Log: September 8, 2000 (thing)

September 8, 2000
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Hear o dem bones, from the midst of the redwood forests within which thou dwell, of our labours. For omissions of word or deed, forgive us.

I am continuing to nuke tribbel's extensive catalogue of pointless "Microsoft humour" nodes.

• Microsoft Linux by danegrep, redhog and WiredRat.
• Microsoft Grassroots Supporters by Morgan.
• microsoft vs christianity by wyked and varex.
• Micro-Soft by dattaway.
• Microsoft Virus by sphincterboy.
• I hate everything Microsoft by Aquarion.
• Microsoft Visual C++ by mattreece and washort.
• Microsoft Outlook by chromatic.
• Microsoft is inappropriate language? by Leo Atreides 2 and tftv256.
• Microsoft Chat by NaNaKat.
• Ding Dong Microsoft is dead by OKolzig37.
• Microsoft killer satelites by Lost^boy and Tosta Dojen.
• Who linked my node to Microsoft Outlook? by ariels.
• well designed Microsoft Operating Systems by JustSomeGuy and ratbastid.
• I LOVE Microsoft! by uh... several people. I forget.
• Microsoft OS Simulator by fondue.
• Breaking up Microsoft by Spuunbenda.
• Microsoft marketing strategy by s_alanet.
• Microsoft Everything by IainB and fondue.
• I hate Microsoft... by IainB and fondue.
• Reasons why Microsoft is good by Art Tatum.
• hush-up by orangebits.
• microsoft sucks by lots of people.

Ack. That took about an hour and a half.

And after deleting tribbel's request, there are more:

• Amarillo by Kit Lo.
• Baltimore by clanum. Requested by Modnar.
• i dont get it by bfap and clanum. Requested by Modnar.
• The Hitch Hicker's Guide to the Galaxy by Bertron. Ack, Bertron! Don't give the URL, just the hardlink.

Well, that's it for now. I need to have lunch.

Congratulations to dragoon on his brand new editorial pants.

Gone gently into that good night:

• How Can I Get My Girlfriend To Let Me Be A Man-Ho? by wonkabar_69. Requested by Fruan.
• You have 3 points until level 6. You have 95 writeups until level 6! by emil greer. Requested by dragoon.
• you have 66 writeups until level 6 by tftv256. Requested by dragoon.
• I have 92 writeups till my next level by ariels. Requested by dragoon.
• The level three node by Tannor and getzburg. Requested by dragoon.
• Level 4 Ennui by Twiin, IainB and Deborah909. Requested by dragoon.
• Oh the Irony, I'm level 1 and an L-Writer by Antisonic. Requested by dragoon.
• 10000 Nodes by bs and vitacon. Requested by dragoon.
• 16,000th node by Axodys and Ground Control. Requested by dragoon.
• The 60,000th Node:r1 by Woundweavr and The 60,000th Node:r2 by Saige and Woundweavr. Requested by dragoon.
• e-business by Krack and bigmouth strikes. Requested by bigmouth strikes.
• CBSI by Krack. Requested by bigmouth strikes.
• just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you by Krack.
• User Krack as those were its only three nodes.
• tom swift his electric grandmother by GollyGee. A Nov. 13, 1999 node with a broken title, surpassed bu other wus with the coreect title.
• Napoleon by sfc. "a short dead dude."

I have also put a few links in some worthwhile wus. Some title changes.

I notice that break says in the daylog, this date, that a node was nuked but no mention of it was found in our logs. Could whoever nuked the node please contact break?

• Higgs by Smurfette. This also involved a title change.
• Sir John A. McDonald by mattbw. As requested.
• How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbul by cosmonaut and ioctl. Requested by JustSomeGuy.
• short hair on women by Tor and DarkBlack. Requested by sleeping wolf.
By panthers95 and requested by sleeping wolf
• Metallica. At -16.
• crack code
• lexicography
• 16 years old

Ack. viterbiSearcher says: "Before I realised what a bad idea it was I tried to code the ACM classification scheme. I've trimmed the top level node to be merely descriptive, but could you please delete the lower level nodes ? Thanks, I've learnt my lesson.

• ACM Computing Classification System A
• ACM Computing Classification System B
• ACM Computing Classification System C
• ACM Computing Classification System D
• ACM Computing Classification System E
• ACM Computing Classification System F
• ACM Computing Classification System G
• ACM Computing Classification System H
• ACM Computing Classification System I
• ACM Computing Classification System J
• ACM Computing Classification System K

You're welcome.

Furthermore:

• What Would Jesus Do? by Geez. "A goat." Requested by jeremy f.
• The Ben Group by Temporary man. As requested.
• "Do you like Kettering?" "I don't know, you naughty boy, I've never kettered" by Utini420. As requested.