Starfrit (thing)

AS SEEN ON TV!

Starfrit® is a Canadian company created in 1984 whose making funny and useless kitchen gadgets and promote them abusively on TV. Their products name are often hilarious, here's a few of them:

The descriptions are quoted from their advertisements

• Rotato Potato Peeler: You'll be amazed at how easy it is to use Rotato.
• Rotary Grater: Cut hard boiled eggs, small fruit and vegetables in a saw toothed pattern in an instant.
• Garlic Genius: You won’t want to live without the Starfrit Garlic Genius after you see its ability to peel and cut garlic in one simple operation!
• Citrus Express: All you do is cut the fruit in half, core it with the special citrus corer included, press the fruit half on the wedge cutter and turn it one full turn. Ready-to-serve fruit slices fall into the serving dish--that's all there is to it!
• Securimax can opener: Starfrit Securimax is a can opener designed with your comfort and safety in mind. This safe and simple to use device leaves no sharp edges on the can or lid. Its ergonomic design makes it more comfortable to use. The can opener has a unique cutting blade that grips the lid of the can, penetrating the rim and cutting it at just the right angle. Starfrit Securimax is easy to keep clean. All you need to do wash it ever three months!
• Supreme Slicer: Your slicing and dicing will be made simple with this durable device.
• Snappy Snack: Easily make delicious little turnovers stuffed with fruit, vegetables or meat.
• Spiral Slicer: Add a touch of originality to the presentation of all your culinary creations.