Microsoft Office (thing) by semprini

(Nodeshell rescue, bear with me)

Suite of applications for Microsoft Windows incorporating a word processor (Word for Windows), spreadsheet (Excel), Presentation software (Powerpoint), productivity software (Outlook) and database (MS Access) in one package.

MS Office 2000 has inbuilt copy protection. A user must register the software online, and only one registration for each instance is allowed. This can of course be circumvented if you note down the correct information when the software is first registered.

CD Key	Microsoft Word	Microsoft grassroots support	MS Office
The far-too-modern computer labs in schools	Microsoft Outlook	Excel	Microsoft Works
If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it	One Microsoft Way	Microsoft BOB	Clippy
PowerPoint	OpenOffice	Microsoft Access	The Microsoft Sound
DTD	Windows 97	NewDeal Office	Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer
hottie	StarOffice	Microsoft Developer's Network	Microsoft