Debunking the Myth: Is Everything Really Bigger in Texas?
sekicho, Department of Smartassery, Everything University

Consulting The Everything People Registry : United States : Texas, we can see that there are 55 registered noders living there. Since Texas has a population of roughly 20 million, that means that the noder-to-civilian ratio is approximately 1:364,000.

Now, let's look at The Everything People Registry : United States : Florida, which lists 48 noders. Florida's population is about 15 million, so the ratio is only 1:312,500.

Therefore, as much as I hate to burst y'all's bubble, Everything appears to be significantly bigger in Florida than it is in the Lone Star State.

Sorry.