Need more reason to
dictate a trip to
Columbus..? Make it there for my
birthday party at
Chuckie Cheese's... Or maybe I'll just crack open a bottle of
Middleton very rare ($123.00 bottle of
whiskey) for all to
share. Not enough? come to celebrate the anniversary of the first
English language newspaper in the
People's Republic of China, China Daily, beginning publication. Hey, you wouldn't want to miss our
Kentucky-becomes-the-fifteenth-state-to-be-admitted-in-the-Union party. Not a big Kentucky fan? Me neither, so come celebrate 77 years of
Native American Citizenship. Poke
Tandex with a stick, Watch
Ccunning get so drunk he can't stand up, observe how
zot-fot-piq does his own dishes, just make it out.
If'n you decide to join us, a jacket and/or umbrella would probably be a good idea... Nothin' but rain here lately, and it will likely continue.