(thing) by s_alanet Tue Jun 06 2000 at 1:26:34
I'm not a member of a secret society. We don't have secret society meetings every second tuesday at 3:47 PM in the secret society bunker, and the secret society password definitely isn't "Your mother has fleas".

The government would never crumble before our might, neither do we rule the world with our secret society powers, of which we have none, of course!

Ha Ha!

I like it!