Signs That You May Be An Anti-Mormonite (in order of intensity)

When they show up at your door, you...

  1. ... get religion.
  2. ... listen politely, then slam the door.
  3. ... argue in a mature and reasonable way their beliefs, trying to disprove them.
  4. ... mock them.

You hear that your neighborhood is the primary target for all mormons in the area. You...

  1. ... continue to watch television.
  2. ... refuse to answer the door.
  3. ... answer the door with shotgun in hand.
  4. ... let the dogs loose.

This node is both anti-mormon in its assumptions and its content. I planned it this way. As jinmyo notices, TWAJS.