WyldWynd is obviously an experienced player: the classic double bluff of denouncing the game as immoral, while pretending to expose the actual rules, is a manoeuvre rarely attempted except by the most daring. Forging a supposed link between the game and the London Underground system is a more conventional tactic, but used here with real elan.

We'll have to leave it to the judges to decide whether WyldWynd has successfully Upminstered this round, or if tardibear's and heyoka's moves can be admitted on the grounds of prior Vauxhalling by Zulu One.