Maybe you should go fuck yourself
with a rainforest or two,
Maybe you should go get over yourself
grow veggies with something other than poo.

Maybe you should eat a steak or three
it's good to devour meat,
Or enjoy the glee of a honey bee
it's a good and golden treat.

Read your politics like your Trotsky
your Kant, your Debord, your Marx,
Break a windshield, you fucking Commie,
and get a paying job.

Drive your Lexus like a Civic,
your Mercedes like a bike,
Give up your fucking nature hike,
and eat a pretentious, preachy dick.