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and now (hem hem)- who was it that said 'a joke isn't funny if you have to explain it'? They were right!
Getting to know you...
what?? I can't hear you- yeah, get me another one, okaaay...what? the music's too loud..yeah, she is quite nice...Jim? Is it Jim and Davey again, or have we overdone that one?
Getting to know all about you
Come on, drink up! Need to get in before 12, or they'll close the doors. That little bitch's been givin me the eye all night, ahm in there, yir gettin the pal, okaaay?
Getting to like you,
Right, thir up dancin, c'mon big man, ahm makin ma move-
Getting to hope you like me.
Haven't you noticed,
What??? yeah, it is a bit loud, eh? what? Oh, it's...Davey, yeah, I'm Davey...fancy a drink, this floor's jam-packed- who, Jim? Aye, they are getting on well, aren't they?
Suddenly I'm bright and breezy,
Have they disappeared already- fucksake, that was fast work! Some man that Jim! Aye, good idea, I am a bit pished, fresh air would be good...
Because of all the beautiful and new,
So do you fancy going back to...well, it cannae be mine- how? Cos Jim and yir pal will be back there- yours then? Magic! Taxi!
Things I'm learning about you,
mmmf-shhlupp-mmmm.... what, are you no on the...oh, right. hang on, I think I've got a...yeah, hang on 'til I open it... < rip >...there...