Jumpsuits are one-piece suits. I guess the idea is that you can just jump right into them (this doesn't work very well, particularly if your suit is a little too small). You generally wear them over other clothing, particularly because they often have false pockets which are kinda nasty if you're not wearing anything else. Or else maybe that's sexy. Whatever.
You can find jumpsuits at places like Goodwill, they will be cheap. People might laugh at you at first, but be assured that you will be the life of the party if you wear the funky jumpsuit. Especially if it's red. Here is expert testimony, live from the noder par-tay that I am at:
Where did you get your jumpsuit? that's really fucking cool. I want one now... but I'm not sure that's my color. --(anonymous Lawg member who chooses to protect her identity so it does not ruin her editorial reputation.)
Hmm.. that sure is a jumpsuit. --mcc
Wow, in that orangy-red jumpsuit you look like you just got out of prison. Thats so sexy! --evadyne
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See? The reviewers
are falling over themselves
with praise! You should wear jumpsuits! People will love
you! You will become slim and attractive
This node was sponsored by the fashion experts at your local Goodwill store.